Urban dictionary LOL

The Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Then add your own comment below.
Tag 10 people.


1) Your name?
Jene

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A french name originally derived from the Ancient Greek. The feminine form of John. People with this name are amazingly calm and sensitive to other people's needs. Being friends with them is a great investment of time. Once friends with a Jene, You will always be friends!

See, you guys should be thankful to have a Jene aka ME!!! Hahaha

2) Age?
21

UD-
1. The age at which one is finally considered human.
2. The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."
3. The magic number in the game of Blackjack

I am finally a human!! =P But I don't think I want to get drunk, I'm not 21 yet anyway =)

3) One of your friends?
Jayne

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1. Jayne is the hottest kiwi u'll ever meet! she has gorgeous hazel eyes and the perfect figure, she is a foxy mama!
2. The most beautiful person alive. A smart girl with no common sense but is very funny. Has a beautiful smile that could out shine all the stars put together
3. A simple replacement for any word that you can't remember, can't be bothered to say or feel needs spicing up.
Also, it can be fun to use Jayne as a replacement for a word that rhymes with it.
4. absolutely cool and also a greb who takes no s**t from little dumbass townies! wooo! lets all kill townies!

I totally disagree about her being no common sense. She's is the most sensest person I've know!!

4) Favorite color?
White

UD-
1. The color white.
2. A street name for cocaine
3. another word for the drug cocaine
4. an adjective
to foresee and act in advance of
to be ahead of in doing or accomplishing
characteristic of or benefiting a friend
5. there is nothing wrong with being white. people dont realize that white people didnt want to hurt blacks at the time at first. they just were proud of being white. would you get annoyed if someone just stood up just to be proud of being white? most likely, yes. but, how would you like it if someone got mad at you for standing up to be proud of being black, or hispanic, or something else? that would be tragic. btw, i am not all white. i am mostly asian such as native, and chinese(hun).
6. Adjective. It describes a person as being kind and considerate
7. loose leaf paper. also computer paper

I like no.4 and 6 =)

5) Birthplace?
KL

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1. The short name for Kuala Lumpur
2. Shorter term for cool used in msn
3. kl, meaning Kewl, which is another urban word for cool.
4. An abbreviation for the Sydney suburb of Kings Langley. Residents of KL show immense pride in their suburb.
5. KL is what kansas city skanless nigguz call wet sticks,willy wompers,sherman monster,dipperz

Err, what is wet sticks,willy wompers,sherman monster,dipperz?? LOL

6) Month of your birth?
September

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1. A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
2. A month that falls later in the year. Usually looked down upon by children as it's the month school normally begins. Month that statistically more people marry in than any other month
3. A month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :(
4. The ninth month.
5. Also a name for a girl who is beautiful but lies a lot.
6. THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!

IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!
7. A month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head
8. The best most amazing month in the whole calender.

Thank god my parents didn't name me September and what the hell, blowjob??!!! And I totally agree with no.8 =)

7) Last person you talked to?
mother

UD-
1. Random word when someone says something random and annoying
2. The Person Who Might have raised you, normally a woman
3. The woman who gave birth to you and raised you.
Some mothers are known for embarrassing their children... or being cruel to them Joan Crawford was among the most prominent of this type, if not the worst.
Still others are wonderful, loving, devoted women. Mine is one of them.
Pet names for her would be"mom", "mommy", "mama", or similar names.
4. Term of profanity used by most civilizations in the world.
5. Short for "Mother Fucker".
6. Used to define something larger or better than anything else.
7. A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserable self-fulfillment.

Err, I love my mother?? LOL

8)One of your nicknames?
Jenie

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1. a beautiful bright human being, that makes anybody's heart melt in a millisecond. she will rule the world with that beauty of hers and grace.
2. A stupid whore who thinks she is all that, and needs to be nicer to people because that stupid bitch thinks she has enough game to piss off anyone she wants. stupid attitude filled wannabe hoe.

Erm, ok, so contradicting, I prefer no.1 LOL


Hahaha, have fun with it...seriously funny and weird!!! Gosh, I'm a Jene!!! Hahahaha!!!


PS: I'm suppose to study but just no mood thanks to sis Grrr...