Suicidal...

You’ll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it’s over.....

Sounds familiar?? Ya, Sean Kingston sang it....

Today, the topic for my blog is...how to commit suicide....

IN THE HOUSE
lets narrow it down.....
1. Bathroom
- drink shampoo + chlorox (is this the spelling? Lol)
- cut your wrist and sleep in the bath tub (provided you have one)
- cut your wrist and deep the wrist in a basin (if you do not have a bathtub)
- knock your head on the basin and make sure you fall into a bathtub full with water (provided you have a bath tub AGAIN!)
- close the bathroom door and shut all the windows to avoid ventilation, then wash the bathroom with chlorox (the cholorine fumes will kill you)

2. Kitchen
- on the gas + shut all the windows
- start fire
- use knife (slit throat or stomach [seppuku], wrist....)
- wash your hand and touch any plug (make sure you stuck your finger at the right place)
- fill your wash basin with water and drown yourself
- break glass / porcelain and cut your wrist with it
- on the gas and let it fill the kitchen then start a fire
- swallow stuffs like medicine (overdose)
- swallow panadols then drink wine (high class ler....)
- swallow panadol then drink coke
- burn charcoal and close all the windows

3. Living room
- burn your television /computer and make sure you burn it with you
- plugs again (you know what to do)
- break mirrors(7 years of bad luck...lol) and cut wrist again
- bang your head on the wall, let it bleed til you lose enough blood to say....bye
- use a pen and poke your own neck (bleed till death)
- swallow stuffs
- hang yourself
- on the fan to full speed and jump right to it
- use your phone and make an appointment with a murderer

CAR
1. In the car (driving)
- bang to lamp post
- close your eyes, let go of the sterling wheel and press on the accelerator
- eat sleeping pills and drive
- find mat rempits
- speed on when its the traffic light turns red
- bang a lorry/ truck

2. In the car (passenger)
- disturb the driver (control the sterling wheel. close the driver's eyes...)
- open the door and jump out when the car is in high speed (make sure a vehicle will bang you)
- pull the hand brakes when the car is in high speed

MOTORCYCLE / OTHER VEHICLES
-refer to car

OTHERS
- bombing
- jump from 13th floor
- jump into a dam
- jump into mega huge longkang
- burn ownself
- bite own tongue
- jump into the cage of lion/tiger with chicken blood all over you
- put a bloody raw meat at your neck and lie in front of stray dogs
- put a plastic bag tightly sealed over the head
- run over by an oncoming train
- tying ownself to railroad tracks
- since we can't obtain gun that easily, go act like you are robbing a bank and provoke the officers to shoot you
- hide yourself in the fridge or freezer of a factory (freeze to death)

this is all I can think of for now....might update and add more when new ideas come....
hahaha...if only I can get ideas like this when I start to write essays....lol